So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Pooping to opera.
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