high people should be assigned attendants
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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