whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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