hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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