No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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