I heard we made out
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Everything about him screamed your future.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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