He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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