discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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