If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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