Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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