just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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