Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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