Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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