Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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