My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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