made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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