summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
birth control should be required to get into college
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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