That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!