omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.