There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.