I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
They have beer where we have blood.
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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