susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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