I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Say something about gay babies.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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