If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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