a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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