How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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