he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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