I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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