Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you didnt know i had herpes?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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