And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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