I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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