Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just want to make out with him forever
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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