the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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