My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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