So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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