dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
