I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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