Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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