Jerry, you need to find god
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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