$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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