On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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