in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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