Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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