i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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