Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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