giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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