Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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