My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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