What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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