What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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