how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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