And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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