I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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