who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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