toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just want nice things and good sex
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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